me: all boys are crusty and deserve nothing
some random guy in the supermarket: smiles at me
me: I’m in love
when ever I use hand sanitizer I always use two squirts so it kills 199.8% of germs instead of just 99.9%
my brother 2 me
me as president
A powerful look at how right-wing calls for profiling hurt real people.
Happy Birthday to me
3:04 am
- I can't sleep and I just keep thinking about how much has changed. I don't even remember what used to be important to me.
“Alright, every band always tells you to raise your middle finger, for fuck this, fuck that. But we think that’s boring.
We want you to hold up your ring finger, because there is someone out there in this world that wants to sleep next to you every night.”– Patrick Stump (via thatovercastgirl)
When I reblog posts with low notes I feel like I’m shopping at whole foods. This is some locally grown fair trade indie label content, and I support it
“For a brief time in the 70’s, our town was taken over by a cult.”
dAMN
cute nicknames for your extended family members: walking mucus bag, uncle slumlord, synonymous of some Holocaust-level atrocity like the Cinco de Mayo Massacre or Civil War II